Tuesday, May 19, 2009

My Convo

Okay so me and a girl named Elisha were at FoodStop and we were hanging out when this hot boy named Dan Mynahan came in. Elisha likes him, but I REALLY like him. This is how our conversation went:

Intro--Me and Elisha were just eating Sour Patch Kids and then Dan came in. Then Dan went outside, and so did we...then when we thought he had left, we saw him with this guy I knew from Student Council.

D: Hey (to Elisha) What's your name?
E: Elisha.
D: Elisha Small? Hey, I know you. You sent me a IM saying that you love me.
E:..........(nothing)
D: So is it true? Do you love me?
E: No. (But she meant to say yes)
S: Are you kidding me? She is totally in love with you. You're all she ever talks about!
E:........(silent)
D: (snickers)

(Pause) This is when I started to volumize my hair.....

D: Wait....Don't I know you? Shelby, right?
S: Yes.....how do you know my name?
D: You were on the cheerleading team with Leanna
S: Oh yeah...you tried to do a toetouch!
D: Yeah
S: Yeah...that was honestly the best male toetouch I have ever seen. I gotta give you props
D: (shrugs) Yepp.
S: Haha
(Dan leaves.)

Saturday, March 28, 2009

That's me!

Hello! My name is Shelby Maria and I will be 13 years old in exactly 24 days. So, I guess I will tell you all about my life...or at least what has happened to me this week. God, it seems like everyone is getting pregnant lately! I mean, my Spanish teacher, SeƱora Nichols, just left yesterday for maternity leave because she's 8 and 3/4 months pregnant. Also, my science teacher, Mr. Wilson, has a wife who just found out that she's gonna have a little boy! Jeez. Do people have anything better to do than make love? LOL!!!! Okay, so me and my best friend Abby are on Student Council together and our school is trying to raise $2,300 for kids with cancer. So we had to yell about whoever wins gets doughnuts and juice blah blah. It's a good deal anyway, but when we were done, me and Abby got down from the stage and people started getting really exited and started cheering.....for me. "SHELBSTA!!! LETS GO SHELBY!!! THAT WAS AN AWESOME SPEECH SHELBSTA!!!" was all I heard for the next 15 minutes. It was hilarious. I am a girl ho has the nickname Shelbsta. It really doesn't bother me except for when people get starcastic about it.
Okay, I could of sworn yesterday was one of the best days of my life. Me and this wicked nice and popular girl, Anja, were taking pictures of random seventh graders and every time we took a pic, we screamed "SNEAK ATTACK!!!" then ran down the halls laughing our heads off. If someone saw us, they would have thought we were bff's. Anja is really nice to me and shes not one of theose stuck-up, snobby princess popular girls. She's a great friend.
So now I will tell you about my closest friends, Abby and Elisha. Abby doesn't have a boyfriend but wants one really badly. She has been asked out before.....by losers. No offence, Abby! She is outgoing and random. Elisha doesn't have a boyfriend and also wants one....who doesn't??? Well, Elisha is really shy in public but when it's just the three of us, she is pretty cool.
So thanks for checking out my site and I will update it tomorrow!!!! Byeeeee!!!